From my extremely talented spouse. Obviously to the tune of “Mademoiselle from Armentières", better known as Hinky Dinky Parlez Vous
Humpty Dumpty Trump, Resign!
© Sharon Neeman 2017
The first one out was Sally Yates – Trump, resign!
The first one out was Sally Yates – Trump, resign!
The first one out was Sally Yates,
Who wouldn’t hate people from Muslim states –
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
The second one out was Michael Flynn – Trump, resign!
The second one out was Michael Flynn – Trump, resign!
The second one out was Michael Flynn,
Whose lies about Russia caused negative spin –
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
The third one out was Angella Reid – Trump, resign!
The third one out was Angella Reid – Trump, resign!
The third one out was Angella Reid –
Chief Usher and female? A crime, indeed!
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
The fourth one out was Comey James – Trump, resign!
The fourth one out was Comey James – Trump, resign!
The fourth one out was Comey James –
But was it for emails, or other games?
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
The fifth one out was Walter Shaub – Trump, resign!
The fifth one out was Walter Shaub – Trump, resign!
The fifth one out was Walter Shaub,
Who chose to stay honest and leave his job –
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
The sixth one out was Spicer Sean – Trump, resign!
The sixth one out was Spicer Sean – Trump, resign!
The sixth one out was Spicer Sean,
Who wanted no Scars on the White House lawn –
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
The seventh one out was Priebus Reince – Trump, resign!
The seventh one out was Priebus Reince – Trump, resign!
The seventh one out was Priebus Reince
(Did he get booted, or did he resignce?) –
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
The eighth one out was Tony Scar – Trump, resign!
The eighth one out was Tony Scar – Trump, resign!
The eighth one out was Tony Scar,
A nine-days’ wonder who went too far –
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
The ninth one out was Bannon Steve – Trump, resign!
The ninth one out was Bannon Steve – Trump, resign!
The ninth one out was Bannon Steve;
He’s gone with hardly a soul to grieve –
Humpty Dumpty Trump, resign!
Who’ll be the tenth to fall off the shelf – Trump, resign!
Who’ll be the tenth to fall off the shelf – Trump, resign!
Who’ll be the tenth to fall off the shelf?
Oh, please let it be 45 himself –
HUMPTY DUMPTY TRUMP, RESIGN!